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21st October 2014

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21st October 2014

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Anonymous said: I like being a tease, and I know it's not a good thing cuz I'm leading a guy on. Plus I hear people hate teases. Any suggestions?

fullten:

Who told you these lies? I’ve basically made a career out of being a cock tease. My job is literally to look at men, looking hella sexy fine, and laugh in their faces when they try and talk to me or flirt with me. Lead men on all you want, lead them on to financial ruin, lead them to their eventual downfall, crack and destroy egos, fuck it. Grown ass men can click out when they want. As long as you’re putting a pair of tits in their face and not a gun, they have the freedom to choose, they are not helpless. 

People who ‘hate teases’ are people already feel owed and entitled to your body. Which is bullshit. 

You can flaunt and tease all you want, you don’t owe anyone shit. Companies do it all the time, they showcase and give samples of their products, thousands of people and dollars to think of the best way to tease the public into wanting something, but if you steal it, everyone knows, thats wrong, you didn’t buy it, or own it, you shouldn’t take it just because it looks nice in the display. 

But I forget that people respect the rights of property and consumer goods more than they do women. 

20th October 2014

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20th October 2014

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loki-has-a-tardis:

This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.

loki-has-a-tardis:

This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.

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20th October 2014

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What if
all women were bigger and stronger than you
and thought they were smarter

What if
women were the ones who started wars

What if
too many of your friends had been raped by women wielding giant dildos
and no K-Y Jelly

What if
the state trooper
who pulled you over on the New Jersey Turnpike
was a woman
and carried a gun

What if
the ability to menstruate
was the prerequisite for most high-paying jobs

What if
your attractiveness to women depended
on the size of your penis

What if
every time women saw you
they’d hoot and make jerking motions with their hands

What if
women were always making jokes
about how ugly penises are
and how bad sperm tastes

What if
you had to explain what’s wrong with your car
to big sweaty women with greasy hands
who stared at your crotch
in a garage where you are surrounded
by posters of naked men with hard-ons

What if
men’s magazines featured cover photos
of 14-year-old boys
with socks
tucked into the front of their jeans
and articles like:
“How to tell if your wife is unfaithful”
or
“What your doctor won’t tell you about your prostate”
or
“The truth about impotence”

What if
the doctor who examined your prostate
was a woman
and called you “Honey”

What if
you had to inhale your boss’s stale cigar breath
as she insisted that sleeping with her
was part of the job

What if
you couldn’t get away because
the company dress code required
you wear shoes
designed to keep you from running

And what if
after all that
women still wanted you
to love them.

For the Men Who Still Don’t Get It, written 20 years ago by Carol Diehl. 

She wrote a post about the history of this poem that is worth reading.

(via waxenneat)

Source: waxenneat

20th October 2014

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20th October 2014

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my-wanton-self:

The Harvest of the Hatted.
An ancient, almost forgotten festival, wherein sexually aware women would select their mate based solely upon their choice of headgear. This centuries old custom was founded on the, now known to be erroneous [thank you science] rule that penis size was governed by cranial circumference. Thus the bigger the hat, the larger the operating appendage. Nowadays, of course, we all know it’s not the size that matters, it’s whether men foolishly decide to wear a fedora or not that determines their luck in the sensual arts.

my-wanton-self:

The Harvest of the Hatted.

An ancient, almost forgotten festival, wherein sexually aware women would select their mate based solely upon their choice of headgear. This centuries old custom was founded on the, now known to be erroneous [thank you science] rule that penis size was governed by cranial circumference. Thus the bigger the hat, the larger the operating appendage. Nowadays, of course, we all know it’s not the size that matters, it’s whether men foolishly decide to wear a fedora or not that determines their luck in the sensual arts.

Source: cultofweird

20th October 2014

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19th October 2014

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spreadyourwiings:

socially-inactive:

pyroluminescence:

I’M

I LOVE YOU KAREN

Dying

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19th October 2014

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dirtylittlechemist:

onenakedsunday:

onenakedsunday:

butterklumpen:

if angels descended from heaven and told me they would make me look however I want it would take me approximately 0.03 seconds to blurt out “onenakedsundayfdskpfft” because oh my gosh

You my dear, are a sweetheart!! I’m such a heap of giggly blushes right now 🙈💋

This still makes me smile ☺️😁

Holy wow how have I not seen this photo set before?! Ugh you’re so beautiful and gorgeous and wow.

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